Dealer XK

A little Knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot.
-Albert Einstein

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

(via kyuthiessen)

  • Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
  • Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME

Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.

(via afantasybasedonreality)

defranco:

A woman doesn’t OWE you anything, ever. (X)